- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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