- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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