Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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adam hodgson !

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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