- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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