Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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