whats 7+4? 74

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

-knock knock! -doors open

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

i like men but im not gay

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Women's Rights.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dyslexics are teople poo

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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