Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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