- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

hey, my names mark.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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