- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's 9+10? 19

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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