A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

roses are red violets are indigo

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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