A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Women can vote? wtf

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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