- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

what goes woof ? A dog.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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