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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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