- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Terraria

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Ebola

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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