- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What? Huh?

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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