the sky is green no it is not

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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karn chevalier

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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pull my finger (farts)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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