- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Your're racist.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Anyone can post anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Barack Obama plays basketball

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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