- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

YEAH THEY DO!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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