- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

You're tall.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your text.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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