A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Poop

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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