- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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