- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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