Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Sex vagina. lol.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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