What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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PENIS lol

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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