- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Smelly Indians.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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