What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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White men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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