- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Canadians

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

You have friends

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Get up Look in the mirror

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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