- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Christianity.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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