- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

feminists.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

wanna here a joke? you.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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