- Anti Joke

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.