- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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