Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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scientology.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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