- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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