- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

whats polish and black a polish black person

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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