- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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