Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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