Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

cats are pussies

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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