A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Shea's sty....

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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