- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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