What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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