- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

AIDS.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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