Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Massie is a fatass

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Two planes walk into an office building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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