What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

whats chinese noodles

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A child walks into a classroom.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why was the man sad? his wife died

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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