What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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