Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

that wall over there ->

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

knock knock!? . . No.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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