I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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