- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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