- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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