- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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