- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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