What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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MySpace.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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