- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Me Neither.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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