- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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