- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You bumder!

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.