I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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