- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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