A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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