four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Connor is homosexuaI

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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