- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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