- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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