- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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