- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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