There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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hey justin

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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it

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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do you have a wife?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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