What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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