- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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