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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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