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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Dyslexia ruels!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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