I like the color potato.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Fart

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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