Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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