- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I am a mime

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Ms Leong Sux

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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