- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Politics

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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