- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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