- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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