- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

CAVE JOHNSON.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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