- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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