If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Neither have I

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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