Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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