What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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