- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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