- Anti Joke

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.