- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

do you wanna hear a joke school

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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