- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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