Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

roses are red violets are blue

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Sixty... eight

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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