- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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