- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Nero, sure you are okay?

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