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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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