Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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