Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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