Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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