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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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