- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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