Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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