- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the old man say? Im old

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why are balck people black because they are

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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