- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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