- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A American seeking into mexico

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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