Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

800 people died last year. end of story

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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