You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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