Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You bumder!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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