What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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