Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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