- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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