- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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