- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Pianos.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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