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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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