What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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