- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Women's Rights

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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