I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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