- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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