- Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Death by kayak

Terry has ebola