Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What are annoying? Ads.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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