What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Ebola

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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