A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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roak

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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one of the idiot

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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