- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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