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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Double-whammy

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Religion.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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