- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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