- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Pickles are powerful

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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