- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

No soap radio

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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