- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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