Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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womens rights

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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