- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

women's rights.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A child walks into a classroom.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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